By Louise Rennison
The intercourse God has left the rustic, taking Georgia's middle with him. So she comes to a decision to show glaciosity to all boys -- a lady can simply have her center damaged such a lot of occasions. until eventually she meets Masimo, the recent singer for the Stiff Dylans. The intercourse God is long gone, yet the following comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's away giggling on a quick camel (whatever that means).
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Er . . Georgia, erm, impotent means not being able to have any children . . ” 43 “Whatever. ” Miss Wilson started rambling on about God not being really a bloke like other geezers but more of a spiritual whatsit. Hmmm. She has a very soothing manner. Jools had finished her cuticles and was having a little zizz on her pencil case. I opened my letter with trembly hands. I wondered how long it would take me to fly to Kiwi-agogo land. Dear Georgia, Sorry it has taken me so long to write to you but it has been full on since I got here.
Boswell, who had to write down all the boring stuff that Pepys did because he was his secretary or something. I could write a diary about Jas. ” I had a bit of a nervy spaz when I saw Dave. He was all cool. Rats. ” I gave him my glacial look but he just winked at me. I couldn’t smile even if I wanted to because I had got so much lurker eradicator (panstick) on that I couldn’t move my face. Rosie said, “Are you coming to Sven’s teenage werewolf party on Saturday? ” Rosie looked pityingly at him.
He was ambling out of my room with his head through one 28 of the legs like some sort of Arab sheikh. I kicked out at him but he dodged out of the way. He was purring really loudly; he loves it when you get rough with him. He is a good example of the benefits of rough love. I should really give him a good kicking every day. m. Oh yum yum and quelle surprise, we are having le delicieuse fish fingers and frozen peas for our tea! I am sure that I am developing rickets, my legs look distinctly bendy.