By Louise Rennison
Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the scale of a small Labrador, basically mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to pull him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly undies worn by way of previous Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the aspect of them, besides? they simply cross up your bum, so far as i will tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me via a qualified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a 12 months within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious publication will depart you guffawing out loud. As Georgia might say, it really is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for early life Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), most sensible 10 adolescence First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor e-book, 2001 most sensible Books for teenagers (ALA), and 2001 speedy choices for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)
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Jas called. She wants to launch Operation Get Tom. We’re going to go to Costa’s for more detailed planning. m. LaIalalala. Life is so fab. Lalala. I even managed to put mascara on without sticking the brush in my eye. Also I tried out my new Iipliner and I think the effect definitely makes my nose look smaller. In a rare moment I shared my nose anxiety with Mum. ” Wrong answer, Mum. ~~ I didn’t say that. I didn’t give her the satisfaction. m. Mrs. Next Door complained about Angus again. He’s been frightening their poodle.
I . ” and I couldn’t remember. Jas looked at me as if I had gone mad and said, “Oh, it’s only the one we’ve been at for four years, Latimer and Ridgley. m. I am still in a state of shock. I have just met Mr. Gorgeous. And he is Tom’s brother. And he is gorgeous. He saw me with my mouth open. But, fortunately, not without eyebrows. Oh God! m. I tried opening my mouth in the mirror like I imagine it looked like in the shop. It doesn’t make me look very intelligent but it also doesn’t make my nose look any bigger, which is a plus (of sorts).
Sadly it makes no difference to Jas whether I’m interested or not. All the way home she was telling me what Tom said or did. The more I hear about him, the less I think Jas should have to do with him. All right, maybe I am being unfair and bitter, but she is my best friend and should do everything I say. . Tom wants to go into the fruit and veg business. Oh, how fascinating . . Jas thinks it is. ” Eventually even Jas noticed that I wasn’t so keen. ” I didn’t say anything. All I could think of was his brother looking down at me and sort of sneering.