Monthly Archives: January 2008

Nail, anyone?


What a fucking nightmare. I just had the most retarded, loud, fucked up fight in recent memory. It’s the fight you have when every single other fight on Earth has already been had at least 12 times already, and you just need one more. I feel betrayed. I feel helpless, and I feel completely fucking doomed all around.

What could be the cause of this major disaster, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you this much; it was because of a comment posted on this site. If you’re bored and interested, go read the comments that people have posted. See if there is even ONE fucking comment anywhere that should ever cause any difficulty in my adult life. In my opinion, you shouldn’t find one.

Honestly, there’s no solution. I’m left with some serious aftermath to deal with, and none of my options are great. A year ago, this would have been much easier.

In the meantime, I need to find a way to password protect this entire site. When you first come to it, you would need to enter a login and password, but after that you should be automatically logged in. I’m not sure if WordPress offers that, but I’m looking into it. It will probably cut down on who views the site, both out of laziness and peoples desire to remain anonymous, but I feel like I have to. I hate that I feel that way, but I do.

Truly, my life sucks. Change is imminent. I hope.


Yooooo! How friggin’ ultra-dirty does it sound when Michael Jackson sings “I’ll be the freak you can taunt” in Dirty Diana?! Shit man. I think if I was gay or some kind of weirdo it would make me wanna have sex with Michael Jackson. Ha! And it’s also pretty damn cool that Steve Stevens isContinue Reading

FATHERHOOD: six months

I’ve been a Father for six months now. To say it’s been a life-altering experience would probably be an understatement, although most of the changes don’t show themselves as outwardly as I thought they might. I still get to goof off a good bit, I still get Playboy in the mail, I still make musicContinue Reading

I Feel Like Dying

[audio:i_feel_like_dying.mp3] That is totally the song of the day. And, probably the song of the week. I love drugs! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve never used any, and I don’t ever plan on it. But man, drugs make for the best stories. So many of my favorite books and songs are completely built around drugs,Continue Reading


I just went over to as I usually do a couple times each day, just to see what super-important headlines are gripping the nation today. Instead of reading that the government has implemented free universal health care, or that George Bush has been impeached, CNN is reporting “BABY THROWN OFF BRIDGE, HIT BY CARS”Continue Reading