bite me

I used to have sex. In fact, in July I’ll have proof of it. But that was then. Apparently, it is no longer a part of my life.

And speaking of sex, I really want a boy. Wow, that sentence sounded bad. What I mean to say is, I hope the sex of my child is male. I know it’s politically incorrect to say anything other than “I will love this child no matter what sex it is. I’m just hoping for a healthy baby”. Well no shit. Of course I want a healthy baby, and yeah, I imagine I will love the child just the same if it is a girl. But there is no question in my mind that I will have a drastically different relationship with a female child than I would with a boy. I’ve never been a little girl, and I don’t relate to little girl things. I sure as hell don’t relate to big girl things either, but I guess that would come much later. It’s the difference between playing Hockey and playing Barbie. Buying a guitar or buying dresses. I think part of being a good parent is having some genuine interest in things, and I am simply not interested in the same things that a little girl is interested in. I can fake it, but eventually a kid will see through that. I’ve already had countless daydreams about what it would be like to have a son. All the important talks I could have with him, and all the great time we could spend together doing those Father-Son things that I never got to do.

Having said that, I’m most likely going to have a girl. I’ve officially wished for a boy, so it’s almost a sure thing that a girl will be born.

Bring back those good old days
Nothing feels right
Nothing ever goes my way
I threw my future away
Now I’ll walk alone out here in the cold
Wandering astray
Where’s my future
Gonna need a home
You’d expect the same now wouldn’t you
Wouldn’t you

2 Responses to SEX

  1. rob says:

    Dude I had 2 girls before I had my boy,
    It is a different relationship with a daughter, but your child is a product of it’s enviroment. My 5 year girl old plays guitar and watches Star Wars with me everyday. She does like princesses and all that shit as well. This has changed me into a more understanding male. I have a lot more respect for life and being a parent because of it. The whole experience brings love into your life and feeds your creativity and drive like nothing you have ever experienced.
    Good Luck

  2. rich says:

    Look on the bright side maybe it’ll be a hermaphrodite. Then you can do barbies andsoft ball. The sex talk might be more complicated but at least you’ll have more referance material. Maybe not for hermaphs specifically but you can referance materials for both boys and girls.
    Hope your well. Rich

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