Sooner than expected, I’ve landed a new apartment. I’m in my current, totally awesome place until the end of January, but it made sense to just lock this one in. The new apartment completely sucks. There is no skylight, no deck, no massive windows, no fireplace, and no cool loft bedroom. In fact, the new place is back in Ridley (aka the burbs, aka Hell), right near the high school where I spent 4 years of hating life and wanting to escape, and right across the street from the awesome Ridley Police (aka The Aryan race) who fucked with me every chance they got when I was young. My breathtaking view of the Philadelphia skyline is being replaced by a mundane look through a generic parking lot. Basically, this place is “nice” by normal suburban standards, but it’s everything I never wanted.
Someone, kill me.