MY SPERM WORKS!

pregnancy test

I am going to be a father.

Ok, take a second to pick your jaw up off the floor after that bombshell. OK? Ok. Yes it’s true. All fears about my sperm being dead on arrival are put to rest. I am all man! But seriously… this is nuts. This had been the topic of frequent conversations between the woman and I over this last year, and it was on my mind a lot anyway (like on August 17). A decision was made a short time ago to stop the birth control that we were using, and boom, my seed found purchase. I just found out yesterday, and I haven’t even told anyone yet. I guess I’ll find out just who reads this thing soon enough. Needless to say, I am very happy, very excited, and very scared.

God, if you exist, please give me a boy. Amen.

4 Responses to MY SPERM WORKS!

  1. srp says:

    wow dude… i’m speechless. congratulations!

  2. Rich (chird) says:

    You prayed so that gives me permission. God please bless Joe, his girl, and his child. Bless them with health peace and the joy I know Joey longs for.In Jesus name I pray. Amen. Hope I didnt ruffle your panties with that. I love you and I hope the best bro.(you think chird would be a good name?) (okay what about a middle name?)

  3. Jaime Anne says:

    Twin girls, Artfag. Twins. Pink. Ruffles and lace and pink.

    Giiiiirrrrrllllllllsssss…

  4. Heidi says:

    I’m super happy for you. Congratulations on breeding! I’m sure, thanks to your beautiful woman, that your offspring will not be hideous.

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