I am going to be a father.
Ok, take a second to pick your jaw up off the floor after that bombshell. OK? Ok. Yes it’s true. All fears about my sperm being dead on arrival are put to rest. I am all man! But seriously… this is nuts. This had been the topic of frequent conversations between the woman and I over this last year, and it was on my mind a lot anyway (like on August 17). A decision was made a short time ago to stop the birth control that we were using, and boom, my seed found purchase. I just found out yesterday, and I haven’t even told anyone yet. I guess I’ll find out just who reads this thing soon enough. Needless to say, I am very happy, very excited, and very scared.
God, if you exist, please give me a boy. Amen.