I am a friggin’ Saint. Seriously just call the Pope and hook that shit up.
I hate cats. On the list of pets that I would choose to live with, cats are pretty low on the list. Despite this feeling, there is going to be a cat living rent free in this awesome apartment. In fact it’s a huge fat cat named Flip Wilson. My better half is ecstatic over this of course. I thought back to my list of New Years resolutions and it just reminded me that I should go ahead and give when I can. And I think this counts. I was also reminded by Kelly Graf that “that girl would throw herself in front of a bus” for me. So whatever.
But I swear, if I go outside with a cat hair on me I’ll flip the hell out.